unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via zombie-fetus)

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image

(via lolololmyface)

thatfunnyblog:

parents: you need a haircut

me: image

(Source: carnevore, via ayyyy-turn-up-turn-up)

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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(Source: englland, via ayyyy-turn-up-turn-up)

drunkblogging:

im trying to grow a coke nail 

(via dendrami)